fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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dynastylnoire:

fuckskinnygetfit:


Had the pleasure of meeting my biggest (and littlest) fan - 3yr old, Parnell aka The Pebble. At first he was very shy… then he went full on Silverback! Great meeting you little man. Be a good boy, work hard and listen to your mama and daddy. And trust, Uncle Rock.. ladies love muscles, but love brains more so study hard.

"The Pebble" omg so cute

OMG THE PEBBLE!!!!!

dynastylnoire:

fuckskinnygetfit:

Had the pleasure of meeting my biggest (and littlest) fan - 3yr old, Parnell aka The Pebble. At first he was very shy… then he went full on Silverback! Great meeting you little man. Be a good boy, work hard and listen to your mama and daddy. And trust, Uncle Rock.. ladies love muscles, but love brains more so study hard.

"The Pebble" omg so cute

OMG THE PEBBLE!!!!!

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xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

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collegehumor:

Breaking up has never been more fun!

Play —> Let’s Break Up: The Activity Book

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