stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

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oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

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ciggerete:

things I want in life:
- a dainty body
- nice natural eybrows

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kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

image

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and

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The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

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mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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ciggerete:

things I want in life:
- a dainty body
- nice natural eybrows

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